You are Saddam Hussein and you must lick up all the money, provided by our world leaders. George Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and Jack the Chimp will try and capture you. You must avoid their loving embraces.
To frighten our world leaders you need to use your weapons of mass destruction. Run over them and they will explode. The world leaders will then run away, and show their teeth to frighten you. Do not be afraid because now you can lick them too. When you lick them they run back home, and you a receive bonus points.
When an oil company bonus appears, lick it up to receive a bribe. Remember: get the highest score and don't be let them catch you.